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THE STREAM IS DOWN.

Let's stop pretending this is "part of going live."
IT'S A RELIABILITY JOB.

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THE DIAGNOSIS

It's the Elgato Cam Link.

A Cam Link is a consumer stick. When you run it for 90 minutes in 4K, it overheats and throttles.

That's why the video stutters but the audio works. It's not the internet.

THE FIX: Throw it in the trash. Install a Blackmagic DeckLink SDI. Cooling built in. Problem solved.

THE RESUME

root@fixocho:~# whoami > NAME: Ryan Range > LOCATION: New Orleans, LA > ROLE: Infrastructure Engineer > SPECIALTY: High-Stakes Uptime (Maritime/Legal) root@fixocho:~# why_hire_me > I don't need a slide deck. > I watched the stream crash. > I diagnosed the hardware failure remotely. > I built this page to tell you how to fix it.

THE BET

Hire me, and the stream gets boring (steady, clean, consistent).
Don't hire me, and I'll keep watching it crash from my couch.

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