No decks. Just uptime. I don’t start no sh*t, but I finish it.

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Your stream crashed again.

Let’s stop pretending this is “part of going live.” It’s a reliability job. And I’m applying for it—publicly—because the evidence is already on camera.

I'm not pitching a deck. I’m pitching for the job.
Not offering advice. Offering to run it.
I want the gig. Not the meeting.

DM @ryanrange

DM “GIG” and I’ll reply like it’s fourth quarter. Hire me or watch it crash again.

Trick Daddy clause

“I don’t start no sh*t, but I finish it.” That’s policy. And yes: we takin’ it to da house — meaning the stream stays up long enough to get there.

Liberty City discipline

Built with that Liberty City discipline — I don’t just patch servers, I own the paint. If it breaks on-air, it’s not a “maybe.” It’s a “fixed.”

The role I want

Streaming Ops. The person who owns ingest, encoder settings, routing, redundancy, monitoring, and the “why is it buffering?” moment. The person who makes chaos look intentional.

Nightcap Uptime Console

root@nightcap:~

root@nightcap:~# hire ryan --role="streaming_ops" --start="now"

> application: public · loud · intentional

> reason: the stream keeps getting embarrassed

> physical_specs: 6'4" · reach to fix top-rack cabling

> current symptoms: dropped frames · reconnect loops · bitrate swings

> root cause: ingest fragility + encoder drift + no “if it fails, it fails over” plan

> fix pack:

• lock bitrate ladder (stop the rollercoaster)

• tune encoder preset / keyframes (stability over vibes)

• primary + backup ingest (failover, not prayers)

• monitoring + alerting (snitch before it dies)

> outcome: steady · producer-proof · camera stays hot

> tagline: No decks. Just uptime.

> bonus: we takin’ it to da house

I’m not applying like everyone else

Most people ask for a meeting. I built a site. This is the meeting. If you’re reading this, you already know the problem. I want to own it.

What you get if you hire me

A stream that doesn’t fold mid-sentence. A producer checklist that’s idiot-proof. A dashboard that tells the truth. And someone who treats uptime like the main character.

The bet

Hire me. The stream gets boring (in the best way): steady, clean, consistent. Don’t hire me? Cool — I’ll still be watching it crash again.

The line in the sand

I want the gig. Not the meeting. Not offering advice. Offering to run it. Hire me or watch it crash again.

This page is loud on purpose. Uptime is louder.